Has the postman stolen my heart?

So Valentines Day is coming up, and I am single. But I’m not complaining about that, I only though I should do the best out of the situation and decided to get my self a romantic treat. So I ordered this amazing anatomically correct heart from Paraphernalia. I have written about it here before, and now I’ve realised I just got to have it! But it’s been almost 3 weeks since I order it and it still haven’t arrived, I’m starting to worry that the postman might have stolen my heart. How ironic is that?